My darling one, you are young and lovely,
But inexperienced, and though you think
The world is at your feet
It can rise up and tread on you.
I have literally no idea what I'm doing with my life, and you know what? I don't care because I'm the life and soul of this goddam party.
You know it's been said that the damaged become dangerous, because we know we can survive.
I Painted My Nails 7 Hours Ago and Thought They Were Dry Then I Did Something and it Turns Out They Weren’t: my autobiography.The nail polish will harden up instantly if you dip your fingertips in ice-cold water.
also spray them with spray-on cooking oil before soaking them in the ice water. it makes them shiny and slick.
I love when girls get together to solve problems
there’s something really interesting in this passage that I wanted to point out
Trelawney assumes that Harry was born in midwinter because of his “dark hair” and “mean stature” and “tragic losses so young in life”
Tom Riddle was born in midwinter, is describe in CoS as resembling Harry, and his mother died right after his birth
Harry has a piece of Voldemort’s soul in him
that’s why Trelawney made that assumption
I pointed this out in my Harry Potter class today and everyone started yelling and about five people told me to go to hell
this was so confusing when i first read it because i’m australian and in australia july IS midwinter
if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
"aesthetic" is a very good word, important word. "i love the fifties." no you don’t the fifties kinda TOTALLY SUCKED for many human beings in America. "i love fifties aesthetic" well then, awesome. go you with your bright blocks of color and cute skirts and mini jackets and hair poufs.
Do you ever start watching an episode on your laptop
and then randomly pause it
and next you know you’re on tumblr
and suddenly it’s taken you 2 hours to watch a 40 minute episode
"write two paragraphs describing yourself"
And still no oscar!
when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do
*checks if acne is still there*
when the person that you hate makes a mistake