Some days I feel like Beyonce and some days I feel like Rihanna…
And some days I feel like the lady to the left of Rihanna.
Willie is sans willie.
ive lost all motivation to do anything these days and people dont understand they just tell me to get motivated yeah sure let me go down to the store and grab a bottle of purpose in life
‘Of course I drink, I just told you I was a writer.’
stop making fancy products meant to “prevent rape” and start beating rapists mercilessly with varying sizes of hammers
i swear i wasn’t this annoying or horny a year ago
I may act like I’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there is a 900% chance I’ll cry